...you get more excited about the fact that people are speaking French/Spanish at a party than the alcohol available
...nothing makes you happier than testing a box of scented pens (thanks for that, Sophie)
...you own 35+ notebooks/notepads and only about 7 of them are in use
...you drink a Smirnoff Ice against your will and can't understand why, when they taste exactly like lemonade, people are so obsessed with them
...you go to Ryman's purely to buy plastic wallets and end up buying half of the shop (Sophie again)
...you have your own special seat in a college computer room
...you look forward to open evenings purely for the flattering* languages t-shirts (Sophie... *not so flattering after all)
...you never have, and never will, set foot in Big Fellas or any other scummy 'nightclub' (Sophie)
...you show somebody a document wallet and it appears to revolutionise their life
...there is a system for changing the paper in a printer at your college and you are one of only about three people who understand it
...you are the slightly strange person listening to foreign music on the bus
...leopard print, but especially the leggings, makes you feel physically ill (Sophie)
...fake tan will forever be ''too Wotsit-ish'' to ever grace your legs
...you take photographs of badly spelt signs (Fugde Corner of Blackpool, I'm talking to you)
...the top 10 on iTunes makes your ears bleed
OK, so maybe this is just a not so thinly veiled rant about people my age. Still, it was fun to write. Feel free to add your own in the comments :)
